east orange

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Otherwise called "E. O." or illtown. It’s where the crazy lives and the cops get tired of chasing the same crooks every day.

Yo, E. O. is where the wild things are. I got chased by three guys with a knife. Classic E. O. sh*t.

My cousin moved to E. O. and now he thinks he’s a gangster. He ain’t even got a job.

E. O. is like a madhouse. You see people robbing each other in the street like it’s a game.

One of the most dangerous towns in New Jersey. You don’t go to East Orange if you want to stay alive.

I tried to go to East Orange to get a haircut. Ended up with a broken nose and a $200 fine.

My brother got shot in East Orange. He said it was just a ‘friendly disagreement.’

East Orange is so dangerous, I brought a bat to the store.

East Orange is where celebrities come from. Some of them are rich now, but they used to live in the worst sh*t holes in the city.

Whitney Houston was from East Orange, but she lived in a house that looked like it was about to fall apart.

Naughty By Nature started in East Orange. They probably used to fight over who got to break the most windows.

Chino XL is from East Orange, but he probably didn’t get his start in a library.

East Orange is surrounded by other cities, but it’s the only one that looks like it got hit by a tornado and a fire.

East Orange is next to Newark, but it’s like the brother who got grounded and forgot to clean his room.

Orange is nice, but East Orange is like that kid who always brought food to school and it was always rotten.

West Orange is like the rich cousin who never comes to family dinners.

Once a rich and fancy town, now it’s like someone threw a grenade into it and left it to rot. You can see the sadness in every building.

East Orange used to be fancy, but now it’s like the kid who got grounded and lost his phone.

They used to have nice houses in East Orange. Now they’re just nice ghosts.

East Orange used to be rich, but now it’s broke and mad.