east nowra

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A stinking, backwoods dump in Australia where the only law is 'if you don’t like it, you’re dead.'
My cousin got shot in the head for stealing a bag of chips.
The mayor got killed because he wouldn’t let the donuts go up.
They tried to炸 the town hall because it was too quiet.
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A crazy town where people blow up their own homes to make ice, and mullets are a way of life.
My aunt blew up her house because she couldn’t stop making ice.
The ice maker got arrested for talking to the cops.
They stole the mayor’s mullet and wore it to the funeral.
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