East North

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A direction on a compass that’s like the middle finger of the compass family, right between north and east. It’s 78°45’ east of north, which is basically the laziest way to be a little bit east.
I got lost trying to find East North because it’s the most average direction ever.
My GPS said I was heading East North, so I just drove in a circle for 20 minutes.
My teacher said we were facing East North, and I asked, ‘Is that like being a little bit lost?’
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A group of gangsters from Buffalo, New York, who are so tough, they don’t even get nut deezaged. They live on a street named after their school, and if you’re not them or their girlfriend, you’re just some guy in the background.
That guy from East North just walked in and the whole room shut up.
My cousin got into East North and now he’s like a legend in the neighborhood.
I asked the guy from East North if he had a girlfriend, and he just stared at me like I asked him if he had a job.
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A small town in Pennsylvania that exploded because everyone from New York and New Jersey moved in and thought they were kings. Half the white kids think they’re black, teachers sleep with each other, and the cheerleaders look like they were picked from the trash can.
My friend moved from East North and now thinks he’s a king.
East North is so bad, the cheerleaders wear pajamas to games.
I went to a party in East North and the teachers were there too.
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A town in Western Pennsylvania that’s covered in snow every winter and people are related to each other. They eat a lot of pizza and everyone is into incest.
East North is so snowy, I think the snow has a grudge against us.
My cousin got engaged to his cousin’s cousin in East North.
Every pizza shop in East North has an Italian restaurant on top.
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A place in Maryland where everyone is missing teeth, like they got hit by a bus and lost their teeth in a fight.
East North is so bad, I think the people there use their fingers as teeth.
My friend from East North can’t smile without showing his tongue.
I went to East North and I got scared because everyone looks like they lost a fight.
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A high school that was built because the original one got too big. It’s filled with posers, people from New York, and the only reason they’re decent in basketball is because of tough black girls.
East North is so bad, the football team never wins.
My friend went to East North and now he thinks he’s tough.
East North is so bad, the rival school is like a superhero in comparison.
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A cockney slang for going to the bathroom or peeing, like you’re running away from a fight and just need to take a slash.
I had to go East North because I was about to explode.
My friend went East North during class and got caught.
East North is like the most basic way to say you need a break.
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