East Nicolaus High

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A crummy school in the middle of a desert where every kid is either a Mexican, a redneck, or a pothead. Vaping is more common than getting pregnant at this place.
I tried to focus in class, but the smell of weed and the sound of a baby crying made me want to leave.
My cousin got pregnant in geometry class. No one was surprised.
The principal said if we don’t stop vaping, we’ll all be expelled and pregnant.
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A school so far out in the desert it feels like Mars. Kids are either high, stupid, or both. You can’t tell who’s gonna get knocked up next.
My friend got pregnant during lunch. She didn’t even know the guy.
The teacher said if we don’t stop vaping, we’ll all get pregnant and get kicked out.
I saw a guy eating tacos in the hallway and got distracted. Now I might be pregnant too.
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A school that’s so bad, it’s like being stuck in a prison with no walls. Everyone’s either high, stupid, or both. Pregnancy is more common than homework.
I got pregnant in algebra. My teacher didn’t even flinch.
The only thing more common than vaping is people getting pregnant in the hallway.
My cousin got knocked up by a guy who smelled like weed and tacos.
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