East New Bumfuck

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve seen better in a prison shower!", DM from a guy who still wears a fanny pack.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better pizza than you!", Text from your ex who still eats at the same diner.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I could beat you up with a single sock!", Tweet from a guy who thinks he’s a boxer.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better days than your whole week!", Text from your brother who still lives in your mom’s basement.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I could beat you in a spelling bee and still win!", DM from your English teacher who hates your grammar.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better dreams than your whole life!", Tweet from a guy who still thinks he’s a rockstar.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better insults than your whole vocabulary!", Text from your friend who still uses the word 'whatevers.'

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I could beat you in a dance-off and still win!", DM from your gym teacher who still thinks he’s a DJ.

"You’re East New Bumfuck? I’ve had better days than your whole year!", Tweet from a guy who still thinks he’s a king.