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East Nashville is a bunch of old neighborhoods that used to be fancy but got run down. Now it's where the cool kids live and they think they're special.
I moved to East Nashville because my roommate said it was 'chill' and 'vibey.' Now I live next to a guy who paints his lawnmower like a unicorn.
My cousin got robbed in East Nashville and still thinks it's 'quaint.'
I tried to start a business in East Nashville and now I'm selling tacos out of a van because I can't afford rent.
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East Nashville is like a middle-class version of heaven and hell. It’s got cool places to eat but also lots of trouble.
I went to a restaurant in East Nashville and it was $20 for a sandwich. I now live on a diet of tacos and regret.
My friend got into a fight over a parking spot in East Nashville and now he has a tattoo of a lawnmower.
I tried to be a hipster in East Nashville and now I just look like I forgot to brush my teeth.
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East Nashville is a place where people think they’re fancy but still get robbed and paint their lawnmowers like they’re in a crayon box.
My neighbor painted her lawnmower pink and now it’s the most famous lawnmower in East Nashville.
I got mugged in East Nashville and the guy ran off with my wallet and my dignity.
I tried to be a local business owner in East Nashville and now I just sell tacos because I can't afford rent.
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East Nashville is where people live if they think they're better than everyone else but still can't afford rent and have to paint their lawnmowers for fun.
My lawnmower is now a masterpiece and it was stolen last week. I’m still looking for it.
I tried to be a cool kid in East Nashville and now I just look like I forgot to shower.
My friend moved to East Nashville and now he’s getting robbed by people who think they're fancy.
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East Nashville is a place where people try to look fancy, but they still get robbed and paint their lawnmowers like they’re in a toddler’s room.
I got robbed in East Nashville and the guy had a tattoo of a lawnmower and called me 'chill.'
My neighbor paints her lawnmower every weekend and now it's famous.
I tried to be a local in East Nashville and now I just sell tacos and live in a van.
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East Nashville is where the cool people live, but they still get robbed, paint their lawnmowers, and think they’re better than everyone else.
My friend moved to East Nashville and now he's getting robbed by people who think they're better than him.
I tried to be cool in East Nashville and now I just live in a van and sell tacos.
My neighbor paints his lawnmower every day and now it's the most famous lawnmower in town.
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