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A tiny, green school in the middle of nowhere, where you get stuck with 350 classmates in some weird portable buildings that look like they were built by a madman. You only have four classes, each six hours long, and you switch them after Christmas, like it's some kind of prison break.
"Why do you go to East Mountain?" "Because I'm stuck with 20 people in a portable building that smells like wet socks."
My friend said East Mountain is like a cult, but I think it's just a bunch of people who don't know what a clique is.
I'm going to East Mountain next year, and I swear if I have to sit in a Tuff Shed for four years, I'm gonna scream.