East Milton Square

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East Milton Square is a glorified strip mall where everything is basic and nothing is worth it. You got bagels, dry cleaning, and pizza places that all taste the same. And that fancy restaurant? It’s just a cash grab.

I went to Novaru and it was just overpriced chicken and a soggy rice dish. What even is that?

I could have bought a whole pizza from the place next door for the price of one of their side dishes.

The Chinese place there serves the same old egg foo young like it’s the 80s.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Milton Square is the worst place to shop if you're trying to impress someone. It’s like the 90s all over again with a Dunkin Donuts and a bank that doesn’t even have good coffee.

I brought my date to Novaru, and they asked if we were still at the mall. I said no, we were at the restaurant that charges $20 for a plate of noodles.

The dry cleaner there charges more than a pizza place for a single shirt.

The parking is so bad I almost got a ticket just for getting out of my car.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Milton Square is just a bunch of places that all suck and cost too much. It’s like the town made a shopping mall just to annoy you.

I tried to grab a bagel at the bagel place and it was harder than getting my taxes done.

The Chinese place there charges $12 for a chicken and rice combo that’s barely hot.

The standers bank doesn’t even have good coffee, and they charge you for it.

by Slangipedia 14d ago