east milton

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The East Side of Milton, right next to Quincy. They have no idea what a house party is, so they go to the woods and get wasted. The cops show up, they get arrested, and they still do it every day.
Yo, I was in the woods last night and got arrested for zeebin. Again.
East Milton is like a party that never ends and never learns.
Why do they always get arrested? They’re stupid, man.
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East Milton is where the Irish go to be fancy. The boys are hot, the girls are easy, and the rest of Milton comes to fight them. They love to punch each other every weekend like it’s a holiday.
Quincy came to East Milton to fight. It was like a big brawl in the street.
East Milton girls are so easy, they’ll date anyone with a pulse.
Why do they fight every weekend? They’re stupid and proud.
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East Milton is way better than West Milton. They think they’re the best, and they’re right. West Milton just doesn’t know it yet.
East is beast, West is weak. Simple as that.
Why do people still live in West Milton? They’re clueless.
East is beast. West is a mess.
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East Milton is where the cool kids live. They think they’re fancy, but they’re just dumb. They go to the woods, get wasted, and the cops show up every time.
East Milton kids think they’re cool, but they’re just dumb.
They go to the woods and get arrested every time. It’s a habit.
East Milton is full of dumb kids who think they’re cool.
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East Milton is just a bunch of stores and a bagel shop. It's boring, but it's all they got. The parking is terrible, and the food is just okay.
I went to East Milton and all I saw was a bagel shop and a pizza place.
The parking in East Milton is the worst. I almost missed my mom.
East Milton is just a bunch of stores and nothing else.
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