east middle school

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East Middle School is a place where 13-year-olds breathe vapor and take selfies in the bathroom. The girls are loud and trashy, the boys are short and weak, and the teachers get roasted by the whole school for being crazy.

I swear, if my math teacher didn't trip, I'd eat her.

That girl in the bathroom took 20 pictures and still said she was going to fight me.

My principal is a fat man who thinks he’s the king of the school.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School is where kids lie about fighting you, the assistant principal is a fat mess, and the school is cold and clean. The girls are too popular and the boys are too basic.

I said I’d fight you, then went to the cafeteria and got pizza.

The principal yelled at me for being ‘trippin’.”

The school is so clean, I could eat lunch on the floor.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School is a place where girls date everyone, boys act gay just for fun, and people actually have sex in the band room. It's not old and messy, but it's full of fake people and drama.

My crush dates my best friend and my enemy.

I saw someone having sex in the band room and it was wild.

I think my best friend is a fake person and it's annoying.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School is full of white hoes who snitch on their grandma and think they're the best. The boys are jocks who think they're hot and the school is the worst place ever.

I told my grandma I was going to fight my cousin and she called my mom.

My cousin thinks he’s a jock just because he plays basketball.

This school is worse than cleaning horse poop.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School smells like weed and looks like a discount store. Half the kids are rich but pretend to be gangster. The school looks like it was made by people who never went to school.

The school reeks of weed and it's like a discount store.

That kid is rich but says he's a gangster just for fun.

The school looks like it was made by a 12-year-old.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School is on the Upper East Side, we eat Chinese food, hate the smelly deli, and run into Eric from Gossip Girl. We wear Uggs and Converse and we hate the stairs.

We eat Chinese food every day, it's the best.

I hate the smelly deli and the other deli even more.

I walk up 5 flights of stairs and I’m tired.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

East Middle School is a school for kids who are losers and fail a lot. They don’t do anything right and they don’t know what they’re doing.

I failed math and it’s my fault.

I didn’t know what I was doing in science class.

I’m a loser and I’m proud of it.

by Slangipedia 4d ago