east meck

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the school that beats you every year like your mom beats you for eating too many cookies
My cousin got rejected from every other school in the county. I told him he should've gone to east meck.
I tried to cheat on the test. East meck caught me. Now I have to sit with the principal every lunch.
My brother said he'd beat me up if I didn't get into east meck. I got in. He's still mad.
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the only school in clt that doesn't let you fail unless you try to fail on purpose
I failed algebra. I got a D. My friend failed algebra. He got a D. I said I was going to east meck next year.
My dog got into my lunch. I failed math. East meck let me pass.
I skipped class three times. East meck still let me graduate.
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the school that makes you look good even if you're the worst student in the class
My friend got a C. I got an F. East meck made me look like a genius.
I got into east meck even though I failed science. My science teacher was crying.
I told my mom I got into east meck. She said I must've cheated. I said I didn't. She said I probably did.
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