East Marion

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A tiny piece of crap town on the North Fork of Long Island. It's full of ancient people and Greeks who think they're royalty. Only one restaurant that's just for tourists. A stupid lavender farm that makes all the Asians go nuts in the summer. Nothing to do but bother your neighbors and take a dump on their lawn.
East Marion is the place where I live. It's like a retirement home for people who forgot how to be cool.
I came to East Marion for the lavender. I left with a headache and a Greek neighbor who won't stop talking.
Why is there only one restaurant? I’ve had the same chicken sandwich for three years.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A crummy town on the North Fork of Long Island. It's packed with old people and Greeks who think they're the kings of the world. One restaurant that’s only for tourists. A dumb lavender farm that Asians love more than their parents. All you do is scream at your neighbors and eat bad food.
East Marion is the place where I live. It’s like a retirement home run by Greeks who talk too much.
I came to East Marion for the lavender. I left with a headache and a Greek neighbor who won’t stop talking.
The only restaurant is the same every year. I’ve had the same sandwich for three years.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A tiny, stupid town on the North Fork of Long Island. Full of ancient people and Greeks who think they’re hot. Only one restaurant for tourists. A dumb lavender farm that makes Asians act like it’s the end of the world. All you do is scream at your neighbors and take a dump in the yard.
East Marion is the place I live. It's like a retirement home for people who forgot how to be cool.
I came to East Marion for the lavender. I left with a headache and a Greek neighbor who won’t stop talking.
Why is there only one restaurant? I’ve had the same chicken sandwich for three years.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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