East London Kiss

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A face smash so hard it feels like your nose was hit by a brick with a grudge.

My cousin got an East London Kiss at the bus stop and now his nose is a pancake.

She gave him the East London Kiss because he called her mom a fat bag of chips.

I got an East London Kiss from my brother because I ate the last slice of pizza.

When you bonk someone’s face so fast it looks like they were hit by a punchline.

He got an East London Kiss from his friend during a game of cards.

The East London Kiss came out of nowhere and broke her nose like it was a joke.

He gave his dad the East London Kiss because he forgot his birthday.

A headbutt so brutal it feels like your face got run over by a truck.

At the bar, he gave her the East London Kiss because she stole his drink.

She got an East London Kiss from her brother because he was mad about the Wi-Fi.

He got the East London Kiss from his mate because he said his mom was a fat chicken.

When you hit someone in the face so hard it looks like their nose is about to quit.

He gave his friend the East London Kiss because he said his sister was a fat potato.

At the park, she got the East London Kiss because she took his swing.

He got the East London Kiss from his dad because he didn’t clean his room.

A headbutt so fierce it looks like your face was hit by a pizza delivery man.

He got an East London Kiss from his mate because he called his mom a fat chip.

At the shop, she gave him the East London Kiss because he stole her candy.

He got the East London Kiss from his brother because he said his dad was a fat chicken.

When you bonk someone’s nose so hard it looks like it got hit by a punchy bus.

He got the East London Kiss because he called his mom a fat bag of chips.

She got an East London Kiss because he said her dog was a fat donut.

He gave his dad the East London Kiss because he said his mom was a fat bag of chips.