East London

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The fanciest part of London. It's got that Olympic Park and that Westfield place. And the people there are so hot they could light a fire with their looks.

I went to East London and got hit on by a model who was wearing a tracksuit.

My cousin got a job there because she’s got the face of a supermodel.

I tried to flirt with a guy there and he said, 'You're cute, but I’m already married to the city.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

If you're not careful in East London, some random guy might come out of nowhere and punch you in the face. And if you're lucky, you'll just get a look from some guy giving head in the public toilets.

I was walking down the street and some guy with a Nike hoodie just hit me in the face.

I saw a guy giving head in the toilets and thought, 'This is the best part of London.'

I tried to walk past some guy in a tracksuit and he just said, 'You're in my territory.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East London is the worst place on Earth. People are so trashy they live in the streets and make out in public toilets. Most people there are so ugly they could scare a rat.

I went to East London and saw a guy wearing a tracksuit and eating a sandwich at 3 a. m.

My friend went there and came back with a face full of sadness and a guy giving head in the toilets.

I walked by a guy in East London and he looked like he hadn’t slept in a week.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East London smells like feces and rats. It's like the plague came back and took over the place. You can feel the stench in your lungs and the rats are watching you like you're their next meal.

I walked into East London and smelled like someone had dropped a whole bag of trash on the street.

I saw a rat running past me and thought, 'This is the worst part of London.'

I walked through the streets and my nose was burning from the smell of feces and old pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

When someone takes a head-on collision with your face just to break your nose. It’s like they’re trying to show you who’s boss.

My friend got head-butted in the face and now he looks like a raccoon.

I head-butted someone and now my nose is bent like a pretzel.

I saw a guy head-butt another guy and now they’re both crying.

by Slangipedia 14d ago