East Liverpool

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Once the king of pottery, now it's the king of craptown. The river is half water, half sewage, and the town's so broke, they have a nuclear waste plant, a drug problem, and a festival called the Pottery Festival, which is just a fancy name for poverty.
I drove through East Liverpool and my car smelled like a dead raccoon and a nuclear meltdown.
My cousin went to the Pottery Festival and came back with a tattoo and a coupon for more drugs.
The nuclear waste plant is so loud, it scared my dog into thinking it was a monster.
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When you mess up a hurdle, bonk your head, and get carted off in an ambulance, you're not just slowing down the meet, you're making it a circus.
I tripped over the hurdle, got a concussion, and the meet had to wait for an ambulance like it was a fashion show.
My friend jumped the wrong way, got a head injury, and the crowd started chanting his name like he was a rock star.
I was so confused by the hurdle, I fell, got a concussion, and the meet was delayed because of my drama.
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