East Lincoln High School

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East Lincoln High School is a disaster waiting to happen. Teachers don’t care about your grades, they care about your clothes and your vapes. If you see someone doing meth in the bathroom, you just leave. And don’t even get me started on the weird stuff that goes on in the halls.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a guy shooting up on the floor. I left before I could get a drink.
My teacher told me to take off my hoodie and I told her to take off her shirt.
There’s a rumor that the principal is related to the guy who eats pizza at 2 a. m.
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East Lincoln is the best school in Nebraska. The soccer team is like the Avengers. The band could march to the moon and back. You don’t even need to be smart to be cool here.
The soccer team won the state championship and everyone cried like it was the end of the world.
The band played so loud, the principal had to shut them down.
I got a C on my math test and still got respect from the whole school.
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East Lincoln is the worst. The bathrooms are like a war zone. Teachers hate hoodies more than they hate your bad grades. And someone in the bathroom is always smoking something you can’t even name.
I walked into the bathroom and there was a guy wearing a hat, a hoodie, and a mask. He was smoking something that looked like glitter.
My teacher gave me a detention just because I wore a beanie on Monday.
There’s a guy in the bathroom who smokes so much, he looks like a dragon.
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