East Lansdowne

A tiny white town near Philly that’s barely holding on. It’s mostly old Irish, Italian, and German families who had way too many kids and now their kids all want to escape to Clifton Heights to live in bad starter houses. There’s nothing to do, so teens drink, smoke, and loiter like it’s their full-time job.

East Lansdowne is a crummy little town where most people are barely getting by. The only cool kids are the ones with pools or parents who say yes to everything. Everyone else is stuck in a never-ending cycle of bad decisions and bad grades.

East Lansdowne is a town full of old white families who had too many kids and now everyone’s trying to escape. There’s no fun stuff to do, so teens drink, smoke, and hang out on the street like it’s a job.

East Lansdowne is a tiny town outside Philly with a bunch of old white families who had too many kids. Now all those kids are trying to get out of here. They’re either stuck with bad grades or they’re drinking, smoking, and hanging out on the street like it’s their full-time job.

East Lansdowne is a tiny white town near Philly where old families had way too many kids. Now those kids are all trying to escape. There’s nothing to do, so they drink, smoke, and hang out on the street like it’s their full-time job.