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Crushing old cars like they're your enemies and your family is too lazy to work and just sits on the couch eating cereal for dinner.

I junked 10 cars last week. My mom still eats cereal for dinner. She said it’s a lifestyle.

Dad’s car got crushed because he forgot to pay the bill. Now he’s mad and still eats cereal.

My brother junked a car and got $200. He spent it on pizza and my mom still eats cereal.

Using dating apps to find druggies, then sneaking into their house like a thief and stealing their drugs to sell and get rich.

I met a guy on Tinder. He had a stash of pills. I snuck in and took them. Now I sell pills for cash.

My cousin used Bumble to find a druggie. He stole her drugs and now he’s rich.

I dated a girl on Match. com. She had drugs. I stole them and now I’m selling them in the park.