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East Jessamine Middle School was built by farts and run by a drill sergeant who smells like a dead raccoon. He finger-farts kids named Freddy and blows them up. He also goes to your house and farts on your mom, sister, and dog. If you’re lucky, he just gives you a lollypop.
My mom got farts on her head by DSB. I cried. #DSBIsEvil
Freddy got blown up today. He’s now a ghost. #FreddyIsDead
DSB farts on my dog. My dog farts back. #FartWar