east japeepee

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A way to say something is so far away it might as well be in another universe.

I live east japeepee from the mall. I might as well be on Mars.

My cousin’s house is east japeepee. I’ve never seen him in my life.

The nearest pizza place is east japeepee. I’m eating a sandwich for lunch.

A phrase that means something is so far away it’s like you’re screaming into a black hole.

The library is east japeepee. I might as well be shouting into a vacuum.

My job is east japeepee. I’d rather be dead.

My friend’s house is east japeepee. I think he’s in a different dimension.

A fancy way to say something is so far away it's like you're in a different lifetime.

My grandma lives east japeepee. She might be from the Stone Age.

The nearest gas station is east japeepee. I'm out of gas and out of luck.

My school is east japeepee. I might as well be in another country.

A way to say something is so far away it feels like you're being tortured by a giant.

My gym is east japeepee. I'd rather be chased by a bear.

The movie theater is east japeepee. I might as well be in a different planet.

My dog’s favorite park is east japeepee. I think he's lost.

A term that means something is so far away it might as well be gone forever.

My old house is east japeepee. It might as well be in the ocean.

The nearest taco place is east japeepee. I'm eating cereal for dinner.

My old friend lives east japeepee. I think he's dead.

A way to describe something so far away it's like you're stuck in a time warp.

My mom’s house is east japeepee. She might be from the 1800s.

The mall is east japeepee. I think I've been stuck here for years.

The nearest Burger King is east japeepee. I'm eating a pizza for breakfast.