east jahunga

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a place so remote it makes your grandma’s house look like a city
My cousin moved to East Jahunga and now lives next to a goat.
I told my boss I was going to East Jahunga for a weekend. He said I was fired.
My dog ran away and ended up in East Jahunga. I had to hire a tracker.
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the middle of nowhere but with more drama than your ex’s life
My aunt lives in East Jahunga and has three cats and a feud with the postman.
I got lost on the way to East Jahunga and ended up in a cornfield.
My friend went to East Jahunga for a vacation and came back with a tan and a hate for life.
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a place so backwoods it thinks the moon is a conspiracy theory
My cousin’s cousin lives in East Jahunga and thinks the government is watching him through his TV.
I texted my friend in East Jahunga and got a reply from a goat.
My mom said she would move to East Jahunga if I didn’t stop eating pizza.
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