east jabumblefuck

Bro, you’re in the east jabumblefuck. I can’t even see you.

My cousin lives in the east jabumblefuck. He’s so far out, he thinks the moon is a streetlight.

If you’re in the east jabumblefuck, you probably don’t know what a coffee shop is.

My job is in the east jabumblefuck. I’d rather be in a jail cell.

She moved to the east jabumblefuck. I don’t even know how to spell her town.

If you live in the east jabumblefuck, your only friends are raccoons and your ex.

He’s stuck in the east jabumblefuck. I don’t think he’s coming back.

My mom’s in the east jabumblefuck. I’ve never seen her that mad.

If you’re in the east jabumblefuck, you probably own a goat.