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East Jabipsville is a fake place that Evan Eddinger made up when he was high and mad at the world.
'I swear I saw a guy from East Jabipsville in the grocery store,' said my cousin, who's still confused about life.
'East Jabipsville is real,' he said, 'because I saw it on TikTok.'
My mom said, 'You’re from East Jabipsville? That explains why you’re so weird.'