East Islip Handshake

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A Jameson shot and a Heineken pint. It’s like a cursed Irish prayer, but with more alcohol and less hope. Only fools order it at Fatty McGee’s.

I did the East Islip Handshake and now I’m crying in a booth.

My dad did the East Islip Handshake and now he’s talking to the ceiling.

I did the East Islip Handshake and my brain is melting.

A shot of Jameson and a Heineken. It’s the East Islip way of saying, ‘I’m going to die here.’ Fatty McGee’s is the only place it makes sense.

I did the East Islip Handshake and now I think I’m a ghost.

My mom did the East Islip Handshake and now she’s arguing with the bar.

I did the East Islip Handshake and my stomach is screaming.

A Jameson shot and a Heineken. It’s the East Islip version of a curse. You do it, and you regret it. Fatty McGee’s is where it all goes wrong.

I did the East Islip Handshake and now I’m regretting my life choices.

My brother did the East Islip Handshake and now he’s mad at the universe.

I did the East Islip Handshake and I’m ready to die.