east infection

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A crazy sickness where white folks, black folks, or anyone not Asian suddenly go wild over Asian stuff. They fall for Asian people, get obsessed with anime, Kpop, and dramas. It's like they have a huge crush on everything Asian. Also called Yellow Fever. It's so bad, it's like a yeast infection but for your brain.
My cousin dated a Korean guy just because he wore kimonos.
I saw my neighbor wearing a Pikachu shirt to work.
My friend’s mom now only watches Korean dramas and eats kimchi for breakfast.
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A fancy way to say Yellow Fever. It's like when your teacher says 'please be respectful' but you know they're just mad because you said 'f*** you' in front of the whole class.
My teacher called it 'east infection' instead of 'yellow fever' because she's a f***ing poser.
My friend got a B because his essay was called 'east infection' and not 'yellow fever'.
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A disease that hits resort towns when people from the East Coast move in and ruin everything. They take over the town, make everything expensive, and act like they're better than everyone else.
My hometown got 'east infection' when 50 new people from New York moved in and bought all the houses.
The local diner went out of business because of 'east infection'.
My neighbor now speaks in a fake New York accent and thinks he's cool.
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