East Indian Foxtrot

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A fancy lie you tell when foreigners ask stupid questions. It makes you look smart, even though you're just making it up and pretending you know what you're talking about.
'It's like a cultural dance, but with more spice and less regret.'
'I’m not just from India, I’m a certified god of confusion.'
'I could explain it, but I’d rather just pretend I’m on a spiritual journey.'
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A way to avoid saying you don't know. It's like wearing a cape and pretending you're a wizard, even though you're just faking it.
'I speak the language of confusion and chaos.'
'I’m not avoiding the question, I’m just giving it a fancy upgrade.'
'I don’t know, but I can make it sound like I do.'
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A made-up answer that makes you look like a genius. It’s like putting on a fake mustache and pretending you’re a detective.
'It's a sacred dance of confusion and freedom.'
'I don’t know, but I’m not going to say I don’t know.'
'It’s not just a dance, it’s a lifestyle.'
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A sneaky way to say you don’t know without getting caught. It’s like wearing sunglasses inside a cave and pretending you’re cool.
'It’s a spiritual experience, but also a form of social media.'
'I’m not making it up, I’m just adding flair.'
'I don’t know, but I can make it look good.'
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A fake answer that makes you sound important. It’s like telling a joke and then pretending you made it up.
'It’s like a dance, but with more drama and less time.'
'I don’t know, but I can make it sound like I do.'
'It’s not just a dance, it’s a destiny.'
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A way to cover up your ignorance with fancy words. It’s like wearing a crown and pretending you’re a king, even though you’re just faking it.
'It’s the sacred movement of life, time, and confusion.'
'I’m not ignorant, I’m just fancy.'
'I don’t know, but I can dress it up.'
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