East Indian Burn

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The dirtiest version of the Indian Burn. You grab your girlfriend's leg, smash it against your butt, and let out a fart like you just ate a whole chicken and ran a marathon.
My cousin did this at the dinner table and my aunt threw her salad at him.
I did this to my crush during lunch and she started crying and ran out.
At the party, my brother did this to my mom and she swore she'd kick him out of the house.
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A smelly slap on the leg that happens after you eat too much curry. You squeeze your girlfriend’s leg to your butt and let a fart rip like you're trying to wake up a dead person.
During Thanksgiving, I did this to my sister and she yelled at me through her nose.
My friend did this to his girlfriend at the movies and the whole theater smelled like a trash can.
At my uncle’s wedding, he did this to my aunt and she stormed out.
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The ultimate butt-fart combo. You grab your girlfriend’s leg, press it to your butt, and let out a fart so loud it makes your dog run away.
I did this to my girlfriend in the kitchen and her face turned red.
At the dinner party, my cousin did this and his mom fainted.
My brother did this to my mom on a plane and the guy next to her got kicked off.
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