East Indian

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A stupid rich kid who thinks they’re fancy because they’re from the Malabar coast and they’re Christian. They’re not real Indians, they’re just posers with a weird religion and a bad attitude.
My cousin thinks he’s East Indian because he wears a suit and eats chicken.
She said she’s East Indian but she can’t even spell 'Malabar'.
He dropped out of school and now calls himself East Indian because he eats a lot of chicken.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A group of people from the east of India who speak a weird language and think they’re special. They’re not even cool, they just live in some weird state.
My friend’s uncle is from Odisha and he thinks he’s East Indian.
They’re just people who live in the east and speak a weird language.
My teacher said East Indians are just people who live in the east and speak a weird language.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Indian women who think they’re hot and act like they’re better than everyone else. They cook, they’re traditional, and they have huge eyes that make every man swoon.
My aunt is an East Indian and she thinks she’s the best cook in the world.
Every man wants her and every woman wants to be her.
She’s so traditional she even cooks with her eyes closed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A fake answer people use when they don’t know the answer. It’s like saying ‘I don’t know’ but in a fancy way.
He said ‘East Indian’ when he didn’t know the answer.
She used ‘East Indian’ to look smart in class.
They said ‘East Indian’ when they couldn’t answer the question.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid cousin of the Indian Burn. You grab your girlfriend’s leg, press it to your ass, and let out a big fart. It’s best after eating a lot of curry.
He did the East Indian Burn after eating chicken curry.
She laughed so hard after the East Indian Burn.
He did it to his girlfriend and she ran away.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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When you give someone something like an idea and then ask for it back. It’s annoying and stupid.
He gave me an idea and then asked for it back.
She said she had an idea and then asked for it back.
He gave me a plan and then asked for it back.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A stupid East Indian who lives in a zoo and eats bananas all day. They’re so dumb they even build houses in Canada.
He’s the East Indian in the zoo who eats bananas.
She’s so dumb she builds houses in Canada.
He’s the monkey who thinks he’s East Indian.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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