East Harlem Pride

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East Harlem Pride is a school that got so hyped about beating Petrides that they didn’t care if they peed their pants during the final game
"I was so pumped I forgot to wear my pants!", A student after the game
The principal screamed so loud, the cops came to check if there was a fire
They chanted 'Petrides sucks!' so much, the sound made the referee cry
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East Harlem Pride is a school that thought beating Petrides was the same as winning the lottery, and they were right
"I felt like a million bucks when we won!", A kid who probably didn’t have a million bucks
The whole school broke out into a dance during the final whistle
They even got the principal to do the Macarena
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East Harlem Pride is a school that got so obsessed with beating Petrides, they started arguing with the football field about it
"The field was like, 'You’re gonna win? Just because?'", A player who probably talked to the grass
They threw confetti at the goalposts like they were enemies
One kid even tried to hug the football and it didn’t like it
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