east hanover

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We're the kings of the party, tan, guidos, and hot girls who wear short skirts and shop at Forever 21. Everyone wants to be us because we're the best, and we're so awesome, we got our own TV shows. We're like, the real deal.
My cousin got a job at Forever 21, and now she's the main character of her own life.
I tried to party like an EH kid, but I just ended up in the hospital.
Snooki's got a house in Florham Park, but I still think she's from EH.
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East Hanover is all Italian, full of loud, party-loving, snooki-loving, guidos who think they're better than everyone else. Everyone knows it, and no one cares.
My friend got into a fight at the deli because he said Livingston was better than EH.
My cousin moved to Florham Park, but she still texts me every day about the old days in EH.
I tried to be a guidette, but I got called a 'wannabe' by the real ones.
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East Hanover is a bunch of white trash, loud, Italian guidos who think they're the best. They’re annoying, and they think they're better than everyone else. They're not. They’re just loud.
My neighbor from EH yells at me every day because I live in Livingston.
I tried to move to EH, but I got chased out by a group of guidos.
My friend got kicked out of the deli because he said EH was the worst.
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East Hanover is the worst town ever. It's like the poor cousin of Hanover Township. The school is bad, and everyone is an asshole. It's just pure, unfiltered garbage.
My cousin moved to EH, and now she's just sad all the time.
My friend got in trouble at school because the teachers are all garbage.
I used to live there, and I still have nightmares about it.
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East Hanover is a small, Italian town where everyone knows each other. We have the best high school in the state and the best pizzerias. Everyone wants to live here because we’re proud and we know we’re the best.
My friend moved to EH, and now she's the best at everything.
My cousin got into Hanover Park High School and now she’s popular.
My neighbor from EH invited me to a party, and now I think I’m one of them.
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