East Hampton, Connecticut

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the best place to live if you hate fancy people and don't want to be rich
I don't care if you're rich or not, East Hampton is where I live and I'm happy
If you don't know who the hell Bill Gates is, you're in the right place
I live in East Hampton because I don't want to be surrounded by snobs who think they're better than me
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a town that isn’t as snobby as the rest of Connecticut and actually has a lake
I live in East Hampton because I don’t want to be surrounded by fake rich people
It has a lake, a bunch of trees, and no one judges you for eating a donut at 3 a. m.
If you're not rich, East Hampton is your home
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a small town with trees, a lake, and all the junk food you can eat right next to each other
East Hampton has everything you need, trees, a lake, and a McDonald’s right next to a donut shop
It’s the only place where you can get a burger and a donut at the same time
If you need food and don’t want to be rich, East Hampton is your town
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