East Haitian

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A Dominican who thinks they're better than you just because they're from the other side of the island and they've never been to a real party in their life
I'm East Haitian, so I don't need to know how to dance. You just sit there and look confused.
My cousin says I'm East Haitian, which means I'm too lazy to move my feet.
He called me East Haitian like it's an insult, but I know he's jealous I can actually speak Spanish.
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A Dominican who thinks they're the only one who can speak Spanish and probably never actually learned it properly
She said I'm East Haitian because I messed up my Spanish. I said she messed up hers too.
My teacher called me East Haitian because I forgot how to say 'hello' in Spanish.
He said I'm East Haitian and that I don't even know what 'gracias' means.
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A Dominican who acts like they're the only ones who matter and they're going to make sure you know it
My friend said I'm East Haitian because I didn't get the best grade on the test. I said he didn't even finish it.
He said I'm East Haitian because I didn't show up to the party. I said he showed up and just sat there.
She called me East Haitian because I didn't bring the most expensive snacks. I said she didn't bring any snacks at all.
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