East Greenbush

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A rich place in upstate New York where people have more money than sense.
My cousin lives in East Greenbush and has five cars but can't change a tire.
I saw a kid eat a whole pizza for breakfast in East Greenbush.
My uncle moved there and now spends $200 a day on coffee.
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A town in upstate New York that's just okay, like when your mom says you're okay but she really just doesn't want to argue.
I asked my friend if East Greenbush is a good place and they said 'It's not bad, it's just not great.'
My cousin moved there and now he's just okay.
My teacher said East Greenbush is like a B+ on a report card.
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The worst school district in the world where teachers act like they're in a horror movie and the football team is so bad they lost to a group of squirrels.
My teacher got pregnant in the middle of class and no one cared.
My principal tried to start this dumb Operation Electric Thunder and it failed so fast it hurt.
My friend wrote 'I hate my job' on the bathroom wall and got in trouble.
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