East Grand Rapids

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East Grand Rapids is where kids study a little and smoke a lot. They chase girls, crush tests, and take hits of acid, coke, and weed like it’s their job.

DM: 'Lunch is my favorite part of the day. I get high, I flirt, I live.'

Tweet: 'East kids don’t just smoke, they live smoke.'

Text: 'I passed algebra, but I failed my life. Again.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Grand Rapids is a tiny town full of rich kids who think they’re royalty. They’ve got more state championships than anyone and a president who lived there.

Tweet: 'EGR is like a mini version of heaven for rich kids.'

Text: 'I live in EGR and I still feel like I’m the poorest person here.'

DM: 'We’re the best school in the country. Obviously.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Grand Rapids is a neighborhood of stuck-up snobs who think they’re the center of the universe. They pay more taxes and act like it’s a badge of honor.

Text: 'East kids are like the cool kids who think they’re the only ones who matter.'

Tweet: 'I pay more taxes just to feel superior.'

DM: 'You’re not East. You’re just a normal person.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Grand Rapids is where smart, rich kids study, smoke, and show off their fancy clothes and cars. They’re all white, all rich, and all high.

Text: 'I wear Patagonia and smoke weed. I’m a total legend.'

Tweet: 'East kids are like the rich kids who also smoke weed.'

DM: 'Jeeps, weed, and smart people. That’s East.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

East Grand Rapids is a school full of smart, rich kids who don’t do anything. They sit in class, feel depressed, and get picked on by the popular boys.

Text: 'I’m smart, but I also feel like I’m dying.'

Tweet: 'Popular boys are the worst. They think they own the school.'

DM: 'I passed all my classes, but I still feel like a failure.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago