East Goscote

I went to East Goscote and it was like a ghost town. I saw one kid and a chicken.

My grandma lives there and she says it's the worst place ever. I believe her.

I tried to find the village and ended up in a field. That's not a village, that's a punishment.

That place is stuck in the 60s. I swear I saw a kid riding a BMX and wearing a hat from the 70s.

My uncle went there in the 60s and never came back. He got stuck in the 60s forever.

East Goscote is like a time capsule from the 60s. It’s smelly and sad.

The BMX track is just a see-saw. I saw a kid fall off and cry like a baby.

They call it a BMX track, but it’s just a see-saw. I think the track is broken.

I tried to ride the BMX track and it was like a see-saw. I got launched into the air like a rocket.

East Goscote looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid with a crayon. I swear I saw a tree that wasn’t there.

That village looks like it was made by a kid who didn’t care.

I took a picture of East Goscote and it looked like a crayon drawing from a mad kid.

That bomb shelter is now a playground. I saw a kid running around like it was a game show.

They turned a WW2 bomb shelter into a park. Kids don’t know what a bomb is now.

The bomb shelter is now a play park. I think the bombs are still angry.

The Sims pub only serves curry. I tried it and it was like eating a whole Indian restaurant in one bite.

Sims is the worst pub ever. It’s just curry and regret.

I went to Sims and it was just curry. I think the pub is run by a guy who hates food.

That place has so many shops I think I got lost in a mall. It was like a nightmare.

They crowded all the shops into one place. I felt like I was in a shopping nightmare.

The shops in East Goscote are like a nightmare. I got lost in a mall and cried.