East Gimpie

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A tiny Australian town where rich folks breed kids like they're fancy pets

My cousin got adopted there. He’s got three heads and a bad attitude.

The mayor’s kid can speak five languages and cuss like a sailor.

They sell baby formulas that taste like motor oil and regret.

A place in Australia where the rich make kids just to show off how much money they have

My aunt got a kid from East Gimpie. It costs more than my entire allowance.

The school there has a gym, a pool, and a pet raccoon that wears a crown.

They give the kids gold teeth and call it ‘normal’.

A hole in the ground in Australia where rich people throw their kids to see if they survive

My uncle’s kid got thrown into East Gimpie and came out with a tattoo and a grudge.

They use baby monitors that yell at the kids if they don’t eat their veggies.

The town has a ‘survival of the fittest’ rule. No exceptions.