east coweta middle school

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A school so far south it probably got sunburns. It’s in Coweta County and the Indians are the worst. The girls only look good if they’re blonde, tan, and have blue eyes. The boys are all twig guys who can’t even stand up straight.
My ex went there and now she thinks she’s a princess.
My cousin’s brother got kicked out for wearing a hoodie in class.
My mom says the cafeteria food tastes like expired gym socks.
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East Coweta Middle School is like the worst school ever. It’s in Coweta, and the Indians are so ugly they could scare a ghost. Girls are only pretty if they’re blonde and tan. Boys are twig guys who can’t even eat a sandwich without crying.
My friend tried to ask a girl out and she just stared at him like he was a math problem.
My uncle got into a fight with a teacher over a pop tart.
My dog wouldn’t go near the school because of the smell.
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If you go to East Coweta Middle School, you’re probably the worst kid ever. It’s in Coweta and the Indians are so yee yee they could start a trend. Girls are only pretty if they’re blonde and tan. Boys are all twigs who think they’re hot.
My brother got suspended for eating a taco in class.
My grandma said the school is so bad it could make a ghost cry.
My friend’s crush thinks she’s the most popular girl ever, but she just wears too much eye shadow.
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