East Cobb Mom

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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who lives in East Cobb, GA and acts like she’s running the whole world. She posts on Facebook and Instagram all day like she’s got nothing better to do.
Just saw her post 12 photos of her kid’s lunch. The kid eats cereal for breakfast.
She sent me a message saying my kid’s backpack is ‘too ugly’ and I need to ‘fix it immediately.’
She posted a 30-second video of her kid’s snack time like it was the Super Bowl.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who thinks Whole Foods is a food group and Trader Joe’s is the only place worth shopping at. She’d rather spend $20 on a bag of chips than buy a normal bag.
She posted a rant about how the discount store is ‘too cheap’ and she ‘can’t stand it anymore.’
She told me her kid only eats ‘organic snacks’ and ‘has to have everything perfect.’
She spent $50 on a $3 bag of grapes because they were ‘on sale’ and ‘looked nice.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who has a kid who acts like they’re the king of the school. The kid is either a thot or a PE tryhard. You can find them at East Side Elementary or Dodgen Middle School.
Her kid walked into the school with a $500 backpack and a $20 lunch. The other kids are eating sandwiches.
She posted a photo of her kid’s PE uniform and said, ‘My kid is the best in the whole school.’
Her kid got a B on a math test and she posted a 10-minute rant about it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who starts decorating for Christmas in November. She thinks Halloween is just a ‘prelude’ to Christmas and she’s not going to ‘wait for anyone else.’
She put up her Christmas tree on November 3rd and posted a photo of it with a caption that said ‘It’s time.’
She sent me a message saying I’m ‘behind’ because I haven’t decorated my house yet.
She put up a light display on her house in November and said ‘I’m doing it early because I’m extra.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who can be found at Target or Khols, probably buying stuff she doesn’t need. She’s always trying to ‘achieve modern farmhouse style’ and has no idea what it really means.
She bought 10 candles for $20 each and posted a photo of them like it was a big deal.
She spent $50 on a throw pillow that cost $5 and said it was ‘perfect for the farmhouse look.’
She was at Khols buying 12 different types of coffee mugs and said ‘I need this for my ‘modern farmhouse’ look.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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An East Cobb Mom is a woman who acts like she’s the only one who matters. You can find similar moms in suburban Utah and Tennessee, but they’re not as loud or as annoying.
She sent me a message saying I’m ‘not as good as her’ and I ‘need to try harder.’
She posted a rant about how the moms in Utah ‘don’t know what real mom life is.’
She said the moms in Tennessee are ‘okay’ but ‘not as good as her.’
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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