East Coast Tough Guy

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a loudmouth from New England who claims to drink a whole case of Bud Light and lies about almost getting into fights like they’re a regular job

I drank eight cans of beer and got into a fight with a pizza delivery guy. He was out of his mind.

I could take on a whole gang by myself. They just didn’t show up.

I don’t need a fight, I need a nap after this beer marathon.

an East Coast Tough Guy who moved to San Francisco and talks big but doesn’t back it up, acts like a high-maintenance diva with a bad attitude

I said I’d fight anyone. I just didn’t say I’d do it in a dress.

I promised I’d be there for the party. I showed up 20 minutes late and brought a latte.

I’m tough. I also like to be pampered. It’s called balance.