East Coast Skater

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An east coast skater is someone who lives anywhere near the ocean and hates california kids who think they’re cool just because they have a tan.

Bro, I don’t even know who Bobby Puleo is but I still hate you because you’re from California.

I skate in the rain, you skate in the middle of a school yard on a sunny day. You’re a disgrace.

I’ve been skating streets since I was 12. You’re just a california poser.

An east coast skater is someone who actually skates on real streets and doesn’t need a tan to feel cool.

You think you’re a skater because you have a tan? I’ve been skating in the snow and I don’t need no stupid tan.

I skate in the city. You skate in a school yard like you’re in a really bad movie.

You’re not a skater. You’re just a california kid who thinks they’re cool.

An east coast skater is someone who lives near the ocean and would rather die than let a california kid tell them what cool is.

I’d rather skate in the snow than let you tell me what cool is.

You think you’re cool because you have a tan? I’ve been skating since I was 10.

You’re not a skater. You’re a california poser who thinks they’re cool.

An east coast skater is a person who lives near the ocean and thinks california kids are a waste of space.

You’re from california? I’ve been skating longer than you’ve been alive.

I skate in the rain and I don’t even care. You think you’re cool because you have a tan.

You’re not a skater. You’re just a california kid who thinks they’re cool.

An east coast skater is someone who actually skates and doesn’t need a tan to prove they’re cool.

I don’t need a tan to be cool. I’ve been skating since I was 12.

You think you’re cool because you have a tan? I’ve been skating in the snow.

You’re not a skater. You’re just a california kid who thinks they’re cool.

An east coast skater is someone who lives near the ocean and would rather fight a california kid than let them take over the skate scene.

I’d fight you for the title of best skater. You’re just a california kid.

You think you’re cool because you have a tan? I’ve been skating in the city for years.

You’re not a skater. You’re just a california kid who thinks they’re cool.