East Coast Pretty

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when you’re at your fancy east coast college and you’re too lazy to pick a hot girl so you settle for the one who’s just slightly less gross and still thinks she’s a queen.

Hey, you’re the one who isn’t completely hideous. Let’s go to the bar.

I’m not dating anyone else because they’re all uglier than you.

You’re the only one who doesn’t look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

the kind of east coast girl who still thinks her family’s old money makes her look good even though she’s got the face of a confused potato.

Your face is like a potato that’s confused about life. Still, you’re the best I can get.

You’re the reason I still go to parties.

You’re the only one who doesn’t look like a lost sock.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

the east coast girl who’s so used to being the least ugly in the room that she thinks she’s actually pretty and still expects you to fall for her.

You’re the least ugly here, so I’m dating you.

You’re not ugly, but you’re not hot either. That’s why I’m with you.

I’ll take the least ugly over the rest of them any day.

by Slangipedia 14d ago