east coast plan

Man, the East Coast Plan was like a bad haircut, you couldn’t fix it even if you wanted to.

Heng Swee Keat’s Plan was so bad, even the fish in the East Coast got confused.

The East Coast Plan was like a failed prank, nobody laughed, everyone cried.

The East Coast Plan was like a toddler’s art project, messy and hard to understand.

Heng Swee Keat’s Plan was so bad, even the buses got lost.

The East Coast Plan was like a bad joke, nobody wanted to hear it again.

The East Coast Plan was like a broken phone, you tried to fix it, but it just got worse.

Heng Swee Keat’s Plan was like a bad meal, you tried to taste it, but it was inedible.

The East Coast Plan was like a bad relationship, you tried to save it, but it just ended up in a divorce.