East Coast Mafia

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The fancy name for a group of smelly drunks who sell beer in the South and get paid to drink it all day.

"I’m not a drunkseller. I’m a East Coast Mafia member. You don’t know who you’re messing with."

DM: "I got a job selling beer. I also got a job drinking beer. They’re the same thing."

Tweet: "East Coast Mafia: 1. Being paid to drink beer. 2. Getting yelled at by people who think they’re better than you."

A bunch of people who pretend they’re important because they get to drink beer in the South and get paid for it.

"I’m not just a beer salesman. I’m a East Coast Mafia. You don’t know who you’re messing with."

Tweet: "East Coast Mafia: 1. Selling beer. 2. Getting drunk. 3. Thinking you’re a god."

DM: "I don’t work for Left Hand. I work for the East Coast Mafia. They gave me a title. That’s all I need."

A group of drunks who drive around the South selling beer and getting paid to be loud.

Tweet: "East Coast Mafia: 1. Driving. 2. Selling beer. 3. Yelling at people who don’t know who they’re messing with."

DM: "I work for the East Coast Mafia. We’re not just selling beer. We’re selling drama."

Message: "I got a job. It’s called the East Coast Mafia. I get to drink beer and yell at people. Sounds perfect."