East Coast Lawnmowers

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A laughable group of guys who think they’re cool just because they chop grass and pretend it’s a lifestyle. They’re like West Coast Choppers, but with less money and more lawn clippings in their pants.
My cousin joined East Coast Lawnmowers and now thinks he’s a legend. He’s just a guy with a green lawn and a bad attitude.
I saw one of them try to do a wheelie on a lawnmower. It looked like a failed attempt at a dance move.
They posted a video of their lawnmower ‘drift’ and it was just a guy sliding on the sidewalk like a f***ing idiot.
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A bunch of gamers who fight online like they’re in a war. They’re all over CAL-O, CAL-IM, and OGL-FY. They’re so obsessed with playing that they probably think real life is just a side mission.
I logged into CAL-O and got roasted by East Coast Lawnmowers for using a basic sword. I was just trying to survive.
They started a raid on CAL-IM and it took three hours. I was asleep and got f***ed by a level 100 goblin.
I joined OGL-FY just to escape their f***ing spam messages. Now I’m stuck in a group chat with 20 guys who think they’re warriors.
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