east coast glitter

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The magical dust that turns normal people into crab-eating lunatics who think they’re royalty.

My aunt ate a whole crab with Old Bay and now she won’t stop talking about it like it’s a Nobel Prize.

That Old Bay stuff is so good, I’m gonna marry it.

I put Old Bay on my toast and now I’m famous.

The only thing that can make a Marylander happy. Also the only thing that can make them yell at you.

I tried to eat a crab without Old Bay and my cousin called me a traitor.

Old Bay is my love language. You don’t get me unless you know that.

My mom threw Old Bay at me and now I live in a bag of it.