east coast bro

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fake West Coast bros who think they’re cool but are just mad they’re not as good

@eastcoastbro420: Why do you think you’re better than me? I got real swag. You just got a fake tan and a logo hat.

Bro, you’re just a West Coast bro with a bad haircut and a chip on your shoulder.

I’m from the East Coast, and I don’t need your fake bro energy.

a weird mix of rich kids, hip-hop bros, and dumb East Coast guys who think they’re fancy

I wear pastel shirts, sweatpants, and a logo hat. I’m the king of the bros.

I try to talk like a rapper and a surfer, but I just sound like a confused chicken.

I walk like I just rode a horse for three days. That’s how cool I am.