east coast army

I took three shots to the face and still beat my cousin in the East Coast Army battle.

My mom joined the East Coast Army and now she’s covered in green paint and rage.

The East Coast Army doesn’t play fair. They use rocks, confetti, and insults.

My neighbor joined the East Coast Army and now he’s yelling at me from his porch with a paintball gun.

The East Coast Army doesn’t just play paintball, they throw tantrums with it.

I tried to join the East Coast Army, but they said I was too weak and gave me a pink paintball.

The East Coast Army has a trophy for ‘Most Paintball Shouts’, I got second place.

I got a job at the East Coast Army because I can yell louder than anyone else.

My dog joined the East Coast Army and now he howls at paintball machines.