east catholic high school

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a school where parents throw money out the window so their kids can get bad grades and teachers get mad because the kids are smoking vapor in the hallway and sitting in their cars for five minutes feels like a heist
my mom paid $12,000 for me to get a C in math and now I'm stuck with a teacher who thinks I'm a spy
the juul is stronger than my dad's coffee
I tried to leave my car for two minutes and got pulled over by the principal
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a place where parents drop a ton of cash so their kids can barely pass and the teachers are more worried about the kids juuling than actually teaching
I got a D in science and my mom cried like I failed the whole school
the juul is the new textbook
the principal thinks I'm hiding in my car because I'm a criminal
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a school where you pay a fortune for your kid to get average grades and the teachers are too busy chasing juuls to notice your kid is failing
my report card looked like my math teacher’s coffee cup
I juul in the hallway and the teachers think I'm a detective
I sat in my car for 5 minutes and got yelled at by the principal like I was robbing the school
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