East Bum

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A fancy way to call a tiny town that smells like old socks and regret. People use it to describe any lousy hole in the ground that doesn’t even have a gas station.

My cousin lives in East Bum. I haven’t seen him since I learned how to swear.

I’d rather be stuck in a trash can than move to East Bum.

East Bum is so small, the mayor and the raccoons have the same job.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

So far away it’s like you’re living in a different universe. No one there has heard of the internet or good coffee.

I live so far from the city, it’s like East Bum.

My grandma says I live in East Bum. I don’t even know what that means.

My friend moved to East Bum. Now he talks like a robot.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A tiny town in New Hampshire that’s so boring, it makes your brain fall asleep.

New Durham is East Bum. It’s so small, the cows have a Facebook page.

I went to East Bum and came back with a headache and a new hate for life.

East Bum is like a place where time forgot to show up.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A place so far away, your GPS gives up and starts crying.

East Bum is so far, I had to walk there and back.

I thought I was going to a party, but I ended up in East Bum.

East Bum is like the end of the world, but with fewer cool things.

by Slangipedia 14d ago