East Brownward & Down

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When you shove your junk up someone's butt while they're doing yoga and blasting Eastbound & Down like you're the king of the universe.

I did this to my gym teacher and he fell off the mat.

She was doing downward dog and I just went for it like it was a free pass.

I did it during a Zoom yoga class and my boss saw everything.

Using your penis as a surprise gift to someone’s butt while they’re doing yoga and you’re listening to a song that makes you feel like a rockstar.

I did it to my sister and she screamed louder than my brother at a concert.

My friend did it during a yoga retreat and got kicked out.

I did it to my crush and now we’re both stuck in a relationship.

Putting your meat in someone’s butt while they’re doing downward dog and your playlist is so loud it’s like a war zone.

I did it to my dog and he ran away for a week.

I did it in class and the teacher gave me a detention.

I did it on a date and now we’re just friends.

You take your junk and plug it in someone’s butt during yoga while you’re listening to Eastbound & Down like it’s your life’s mission.

I did it to my mom and she said I was worse than my brother.

I did it in the park and a kid saw everything.

I did it during a yoga class and got kicked out.

When you stick your thing in someone’s butt while they’re doing yoga and you’re so into the music you think you’re a legend.

I did it to my neighbor and now he won’t let me borrow his lawnmower.

I did it on a video call and my coworkers laughed for days.

I did it to my crush and now she’s my ex.

You jam your junk up someone’s butt during yoga and you’re so into the music you think you’re the main character of a movie.

I did it during a yoga class and the teacher gave me a warning.

I did it to my friend and now he’s my nemesis.

I did it on a date and now I’m single.